Happy Birthday you prankmasters UuU
The one career path no one expected Sollux Captor to take.
carry on my memeward son
there’ll be lolz when you are done
lay your weary feels to rest
trololol no more
straight boys wearing bras but calling them bruhs so they dont jeopardize their masculinity
what about battle ready armor
my phone is deciding now is a goood time to staa rt bein dumv and im going to piss a badger do not want
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
wont the dog turn gay too?
i am going to FUCK
I’m waiting for you to end that sentence with ‘the dog’
When I was 15, and still pretty new to Canada and English terms, my boyfriend at the time told me he liked wife beaters, I side eyed him so hard & called him out on it, while he reassured me it was simply the name of the shirt.
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed how fucked up the term is.
I’ve always hated that shit. I grew up calling them tank tops or undershirts and will continue to do so