Damn counter
paperseverywhere:

Happy Birthday you prankmasters UuU

paperseverywhere:

Happy Birthday you prankmasters UuU

syblatortue:

The one career path no one expected Sollux Captor to take.

syblatortue:

The one career path no one expected Sollux Captor to take.

alphadad:

alphadad:

alphadad:

alphadad:

carry on my memeward son

there’ll be lolz when you are done

lay your weary feels to rest

trololol no more

erinkyan:

one day this won’t make me laugh but today is not that day

tanagami:

swarnpert:

straight boys wearing bras but calling them bruhs so they dont jeopardize their masculinity

what about battle ready armor

image

my phone is deciding now is a goood time to staa rt bein dumv and im going to piss a badger do not want

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

whatthefawxblogs:

wifemom:

octopluss:

wifemom:

wont the dog turn gay too?

yes

i am going to FUCK

I’m waiting for you to end that sentence with ‘the dog’

whatthefawxblogs:

wifemom:

octopluss:

wifemom:

wont the dog turn gay too?

image

yes

i am going to FUCK

I’m waiting for you to end that sentence with ‘the dog’

escapedgoat:

jayheartless:

When I was 15, and still pretty new to Canada and English terms, my boyfriend at the time told me he liked wife beaters, I side eyed him so hard & called him out on it, while he reassured me it was simply the name of the shirt. 

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed how fucked up the term is. 

I’ve always hated that shit. I grew up calling them tank tops or undershirts and will continue to do so

(like seriously you peoples should ask to buy them bc i need moneys nd stuff)


(also my hand hurts now like i only made two of them today but i mean they take fucking forever)

(like seriously you peoples should ask to buy them bc i need moneys nd stuff)


(also my hand hurts now like i only made two of them today but i mean they take fucking forever)